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Una mica dhumor

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Re: Una mica dhumor

Postby osias » 2011-09-19, 18:54

butque??
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Re: Una mica dhumor

Postby loqu » 2011-09-19, 21:21

[flag]ca[/flag] butxaques = [flag]pt[/flag] bolsos
De tant que et vull, et trac un ull.
Qui no vulga pols, que no vaja a l'era.

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Re: Una mica dhumor

Postby osias » 2011-09-19, 21:22

aixo es un comentari polític o que?
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Re: Una mica dhumor

Postby loqu » 2011-09-19, 21:29

jo crec que no ho és, que només és humor senzill. L'home és a la platja, no té butxaques al banyador i per això li diu al policia que li posi la multa als ous :lol: potser na Núria ens pot dir si hi ha algun significat amagat...
De tant que et vull, et trac un ull.
Qui no vulga pols, que no vaja a l'era.

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Re: Una mica dhumor

Postby Núria Harket » 2011-09-20, 18:16

ai loqu ho has encertat :wink: , és simplement el que es veu. Osias no hi ha cap sentit amagat, el senyor que ha estat multat provoca el policia per veure si s'atreveix a posar-li la mà dins del banyador.

En el fons és una crítica perquè molta gent creu que a Tarragona es posen massa multes als cotxes :whistle:

I ara perdoneu les males paraules, però crec que la vinyeta reflecteix molt bé el futur que ens espera :? :? :?

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Re: Una mica dhumor

Postby Núria Harket » 2011-10-03, 19:29

Quina poooooooooooor!!!!!!!

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Re: Una mica dhumor

Postby Núria Harket » 2012-04-21, 14:52

Perdoneu les paraulotes!

http://www.directe.cat/img/540/350/20037


salut!

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Re: Una mica dhumor

Postby Núria Harket » 2012-04-27, 7:22

Hooolaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

El tema de la setmana aquí :P

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:rotfl: (es nota que sóc del RCD Espanyol oi? :wink: )

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Re: Una mica dhumor

Postby Núria Harket » 2012-05-04, 7:25

ACUDITS

- quina diferencia hi ha entre un arbre i un borratxo?
- un arbre comença a terra i acaba en la copa i el borratxo al revés.

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La meva dona i jo estàvem asseguts a una taula d’un restaurant. Jo em mirava una senyora asseguda a una altre taula amb una copa a la ma, completament beguda.

La meva dona em va preguntar: La coneixes?

Si, i tant que si. És la meva ex novia ! Vaig saber que havia començat a beure més del compte quan ens vam separar, ja fa anys, i m’han dit que mai més ha estat serena.

Déu meu ! Qui diria que algú pot celebrar haver-se separat durant tant de temps !

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Una parella està fent l’amor i sona el mòbil. Ella contesta i després de penjar es posa a riure.

Ell li pregunta: Per què rius ?

Perquè era el meu marit dient que vindrà tard perquè a anat a fer un cafè amb tu.


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Per què a les pel·licules de terror hi ha una porta tancada d’on surt molta llum per sota? Què hi fan, allí, els esperits? fotocòpies?

Per què les esglésies tenen parallamps? No les ha de protegir Déu? Una mica de confiança, no???

Per què les caixes de medicaments, les obris per on les obris, tenen el full d’instruccions fent nosa?

Per què quan tenim por ens tapem amb els llençols? Què passa, que dormiu amb llençols antibales?

Per què tot junt va separat i separat va tot junt?

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Re: Una mica dhumor

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Re: Una mica dhumor

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Re: Una mica dhumor

Postby osias » 2012-06-28, 20:07

Núria Harket wrote:Image


*Osias s'agradat daquest acudit
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Re: Una mica d'humor

Postby Núria Harket » 2012-06-29, 17:11

Benvingut de nou, Osias!

malegro que riguessis amb l'acudit :rotfl:

Us en deixo un altre! (molt addient per aquests dies, però meitat en català meitat en espanyol)

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Re: Una mica dhumor

Postby Núria Harket » 2013-01-21, 20:32

Aquest tindrà sentit per qui segueixi l'actualitat política de Catalunya (i de pas apreneu insults :whistle: )

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Re: Una mica dhumor

Postby Núria Harket » 2013-11-19, 21:22

Alguns ja ho heu vist a Facebook, és una tonteria però fa gràcia :lol:

http://www.elforat.net/generadors/pages/

Si voleu compartir el resultat... :rotfl: a la meva parella li ha sortit "Siset de Cal Bacallaner" i està enfadadíssim :lol:

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Re: Una mica dhumor

Postby Núria Harket » 2013-11-23, 16:06

hahahahhahah... :rotfl: Sheldon = "llargarut"!
Ho he trobat per casualitat, jo volia veure The Big Bang Theory sense subtítols, però l'he trobat amb subtítols en català :shock: No sabia que a internet es podien veure sèries dels EEUU subtitolades en català! :para:

http://allmyvideos.net/f72ywvkmxvrb

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Re: Una mica dhumor

Postby loqu » 2014-03-12, 18:39

Núria Harket wrote:hahahahhahah... :rotfl: Sheldon = "llargarut"!
Ho he trobat per casualitat, jo volia veure The Big Bang Theory sense subtítols, però l'he trobat amb subtítols en català :shock: No sabia que a internet es podien veure sèries dels EEUU subtitolades en català! :para:

http://allmyvideos.net/f72ywvkmxvrb

A la web subtitulos.org hi ha molts subtítols en català per a sèries de televisió :)

Tot i que moltes tenen un grapat d'errades ortogràfiques. Em baixí el primer capítol de "The IT crowd" i em feia tant de mal que vaig esborrar els subtítols de seguida. Estava pensant en traduir-los jo i després enviar-los-hi...
De tant que et vull, et trac un ull.
Qui no vulga pols, que no vaja a l'era.

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Re: Una mica dhumor

Postby Núria Harket » 2014-03-29, 13:24

Òndia, no ho sabia, és que sempre veig les sèries en anglès :roll:

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Re: Una mica dhumor

Postby loqu » 2014-11-05, 9:30

De tant que et vull, et trac un ull.
Qui no vulga pols, que no vaja a l'era.

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Re: Una mica d'humor

Postby Núria Harket » 2014-12-25, 19:42

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