How would you translate a phrase: 'Voi vittu, voi vittun vittu. Voi vittun vittun vittu' ? It comes from Susanna Alakoskis book 'Svinalängorna' - a man is irritated because of cat's fur appearing everywhere in his home and he swears in this way.
And the second phrase: 'Voi saatanan saatana' - it's said by a woman, when family's dog gets stuck into a pipe.
You can translate this in English, Swedisch or Polish - I'll be very gratefull having these phrases translated in any of these languages;)